April Scott:
April Scott Naked
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Information:
Name: April Scott
Born: 1979-01-29
Height: 1.7
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Filmography:
The Palms Girl Search (2004), Waylaid (2007), Deal or No Deal (2006), The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn (2004), SoapTalk (0)
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Johnny Crawford:
Johnny Crawford Naked
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Information:
Name: Johnny Crawford
Born: 1946-03-26
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
Whirlybirds (1958), Have Gun - Will Travel (1957), The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit (1956), The Count of Monte Cristo (1956), Paradise (1990)
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Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced
with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest
your
mother?
New Recruit: Call for backup!
PayatBarrethk
When the new patient was settled
comfortably on the couch,
the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm
not aware of your
problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you
should start at the very
beginning."
"Of course." replied the
patient. "In the beginning, I created the
Heavens and the Earth..."
CaoimhghinBrunoL
What does a basketball player do before he
blows out his candles?
He makes a swish!
GraemeSantonen
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the
Internet!
Well, you do look a site
DorrinTreowbrycgNk
Waiter, there's a fly in my custard !
I'll
fetch him a spoon sir !
AlricClaymoreIu
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
UriMicheilTQ
May: What position does your brother play in
the school football team ?
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks
!
DaimhinAthelstansU
Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to
start
with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time?
Young
player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!
MeredyddCidqG
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Che
!
Che who ?
Che what your made of !
SantoEmmanuelsQ
What did the alien say when his flying saucer
landed
in a stud farm?
Take me to your breeder !
KalvinObadiahMo